I could prob make a whole post about Edge’s birthday, but I’m too hungover and I can’t really talk about him anymore, so… Happy birthday, sir. I’ll show my gratitude someday. It might be in the ring, it might be behind the scenes… but just remember, wherever I go in the wrestling business, it was all because of you. I can’t believe he’s...
why do i get so hungover so easily now? i must be getting haggard from all this drinking, ugh
it still hurts so fucking much when i go to wwe’s website and see edge under alumni
i think he’s falling in love with me and that’s so fucking bad because i’m already in love with him
i really want to fuck him but i will feel SO FUCKING BAD IF I DO
OH MY GOD I'M A FUCKING HORRIBLE MORON
target sent me an email, and all i saw was buy one get one 50 off shoes and handbags and my credit card was already out. I HAVE A PROBLEM “things going rough? max out your card at TARGET” target, dude. like, i got a cute bag and some cute boots but REALLY DUDE?! i have to save this card, i can’t keep splurging on all this shit, but THE BAG THE BAGGG
i wish i had a normal, young adult life. going out all the time, meeting boys in bars, stealing kisses, you know, shit like that. but no, i’m stuck between a rock and a hard place ALL THE TIME, and my decisions aren’t making it any easier. i wish i was older, so i had met you first. but then again, if you met her after me, would you do the same thing?
why are you emailing me? OH RIGHT BECAUSE YOU’RE PROBABLY AT HOME WITH YOUR FUCKING WIFE how about i call her tomorrow and tell her about how we almost kissed in the rain? under the umbrella she probably GAVE YOU that morning because you’d never check the weather. GAH WHY
when we go to miami for the cruise in june, we’re stopping in disney world for TWO DAYS when we get back. i am so fucking excited, because this guy will be out of my life and i’ll just LIVE LIFE AND GET A PICTURE WITH FLYNN RIDER