god i fucking hate when edge just randomly shows up on dash cuz i just burst into fucking tears every time he does. i miss him so much, like… you have someone in your life for THIRTEEN YEARS and then all of sudden he’s just gone… idk how to deal with this shit
Day 15: Do you wear blush?
not too often… i look better with bronzer tbh. i own quite a few blushes, but i wear them like bronzer, i start them at the edge of the apples of my cheeks and go to the hairline. it just makes my face look better, i suppose. i love tarte’s amazonian blushes. they are my absolute FAV and so are nars. mac’s are okay, but i just love those two, holy christ. my fav blush right now...
if i get pink eye one more fucking time this year, i’m ripping my fucking eyeballs out
Day 14: Favorite youtube guru(s).
i don’t have too many. lisa eldridge has become THE BEST thing to ever come into my life, she’s literally the only one i wait diligently for to upload a video. pixiwoo is a close second. i love juicytuesday too, she’s so cute and funny. xsparkage, sayanythingbr00ke, jazziebabycakes, kandee johnson, jlovesmac1… those are really the only people i watch religiously....
WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER ON INSTANT NETFLIX, IT'S...
i told myself if i go to the gym 5 times a week for the whole month of june for at least an hour and a half, i’ll buy myself this watch omgomg, i can’t wait to go to el gimnasio tomorrow lmao. this bitch is gonna get in wrestling shape by promising herself expensive treats
lmao i just found this on my livejournal from like...
JILL: (11:37:45 PM): AAAAAAAAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH (11:37:49 PM): OGM (11:38:04 PM): WHAT COULD THAT STAND FOR (11:38:13 PM): ORTONGASM? ME: (11:38:57 PM): OMG? (11:38:59 PM): WAIT (11:39:01 PM): DYSELXIA (11:39:02 PM): SMKFM (11:39:04 PM): OGM JILL (11:39:04 PM): HAHAHA ME (11:39:13 PM): ORTON GAVE MEAIDS JILL (11:39:21 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAH ...
Day 12 + 13: Favorite mascara and where do you...
i don’t really have a fav mascara. i used to use loreal carbon voluminous something, but loreal tests on animals and i’m not cool with that. idk if maybelline does, but that falsies shit is pretty rad. i keep my make-up in a vanity in my room next to my bed. it’s too small for all the shit i have lmao, so i might have to buy a new one
g-a-m-e-changing asked: http://nawesomeblorg.tumblr.com/post/5858959735/day-09-picture-of-your-make-up-collection
Holy fuck Maura! You better give me some of that make up ;) hahaha Your collection is awesome ♥
I love you <3
Holy fuck Maura! You better give me some of that make up ;) hahaha Your collection is awesome ♥
I love you <3
i just want to get fucking nailed, and i mean nailed, by randy orton while listening to scream by avenged sevenfold. and i don’t even fucking like avenged sevenfold, i just love that song and i want to get fucked hord to it. like serious bruising, hair pulling, dirty talking, head hitting the wall, screaming obscenities kinda fucking. and it doesn’t even have to be randy, it can be...
i wish i was going to wrestling instead of the...
Day 11: Do you like wearing bronzer?
FUCKING YES and i like to overdo it too, make it really shiny and shimmery. it looks nice that way, my face isn’t shaped right to just have like pink blush on the apples of my cheeks. it looks better chiseled, and shimmery omg. i like, kat von d my bronzer, like it’s really noticeable lmao. lea beaulieu too, i totally rock that ready hard chiseled contour it’s so amazing and sexy
omg i want to have a baby just so i can meet randy orton and make him hold it
lmao so today was my dad’s retirement party. it was so much fucking fun, but i hate seeing people i haven’t seen in literally fifteen years, cuz then they go on and on about how “I CANT BELIEVE YOU’RE THE BABY!” and it’s like, um i am, i saw you fifteen fucking years ago, do you think i’d still be five? jesus. but one of my mom’s friends said she...
Day 10: Favorite make-up brush.
mac 217. it’s such an easy, universal brush. if i just had the 217 for the rest of my life, i swear to god i would be fine with it. you can pack color on, use it for a crease color, blend out the edges, use it for a highlight… it’s just the perfect brush, ugh
Day 09: Picture of your make-up collection
i was afraid of getting hate for this lmao, cuz “nobody~ needs that much make-up!” but a. no one reads this so idgaf, and 2. it’s not that much, seriously. sahhry about the shitty quality, but there it is. that’s actually only some of it, i have a whole other train-case full of stuff i use on a day to day basis. which is so hilarious, cuz i don’t even use skin...
Day 08: What's your favorite day time look?
i was gonna do my fav day time look today and take a pic of it, but i’m sick as a motherfucker, so i look like shit. it’s basically just using the urban decay naked palette. first naked in the crease, then buck, then half baked (? the gold color) on the lid with darkhorse in the outer crease. then some winged liner, a little bit of solar riche as a contour/blush and redredred lips....
Day 07: Favorite eyeshadow color
i have a few cuz i can’t just choose one lmao. one of them is from the memento mori (??) palette from kat von d, idk if it’s still available or not, but there’s a color in there called tijuana and holy cock. it is CRAZY LOOKING. it’s a really dark black with fucking orange glitters in it. yeah. it is so fucking cool, and so like kvd to make. if you have a chance to pick it...
my fat fucking ugly ass sister-in-law
needs to leave me the fuck alone and stop trying to talk about things that interest me. all up on my fb like “hulk hogan’s gonna be in town this weekend!!” bitch, i fucking hate hulk hogan, gtfo! if you like hulk hogan you’re a fucking moron. not only was he the fucking cena of the 90’s (meaning: no talent and major marking) but that motherfucker talked so much shit...
pinaygal55: HOT as Cedric Diggory: NOT as Edward Cullen: Hate me all you want for MY opinion, but this is where I stand. i usually don’t reblog things like this but HOLY SHIT FINALLY SOMEONE SAYS THIS. i said this the DAY i found out he was cast for twilight, legit same words. ugh, finally.
Day 06: Do you like/wear false eyelashes? (if yes,...
absolutely. i don’t wear them on an everyday basis, but if i’m going out with my friends or doing something fun with my make-up, or i’m just feeling saucy that day, i’ll wear some dramatic eyelashes. i have to wear them sometimes if i do a really dark, dramatic look. my lashes are long, but my eyelids are huge so sometimes you can’t even see my lashes if i’m...
Day 05: Favorite lipstick, lip gloss and lip liner
lipstick high-end: would prob be mac pro longwear lipcreme in love forever!. it is such an incredible color, the pics online don’t even do it justice. and it stays on FOREVER, like no shit, i had it on for an eight hour shift once and it didn’t budge. and i talk some mad shit at my work, and i had a lunch break that day too, nothing. that shit does not come off, i love it. for a red...
seriously i love when a bmw video is recommended...
Day 04: Do you like wearing foundation? (if so,...
not usually. only if i’m going out, like with my friends or have a party or special event. sometimes i wear it to work when i’m feeling glamorous, but i hate my job so that hardly happens lmao. i don’t really need foundation, and my skin is so white that it’s hard to match it anyway. i have givenchy photo perfexion or some shit i can’t remember what it’s called,...
FUCKING RANDY SAVAGE ARE YOU SERIOUS BRO?
D’: you know what’s sad? i look at wrestling boards and the younger generation of wrestling fans don’t even know who he is. “oh is he that guy that had a reality show?” tears. so many tears. i love you randy savage. ohhhh yeahhh
Day 03: Favorite brand
Looking at the stuff I have, I have the most Urban Decay. Their shadows are just UGH so smooth and silky, and I just like all the funky colors they have. It’s prob my fav brand, but MAC probably comes in second. I fucking love MAC, I’ve wanted to work there since I got into all this shit. Chanel is so good too, I only have two products cuz that shit is so expensive. YSL is great too,...
well someone else got raped at my college
it was her off campus apartment, but dude fucking broke in, assaulted her, and then took off with her shit. urban colleges, man, they don’t get any better than this. i’m used to this shit, i practically grew up on the west side, but all my suburban friends are like OMGGG DONT DIE~~
omggg fucking imats toronto is right after my birthday. so much fucking make-up, i’m going if it kills me!
Day 02: How did you learn to put make-up on?
practice, practice, practice! i would look at celebs i love and try to recreate them. i bought books by make-up artists and just tried those looks… it’s all about practice. i’ve only been doing it for six years, i mean, i’m hardly a veteran, but it doesn’t happen overnight.
Day 01: When did you start putting on make-up?
eighth grade, i think. shit. that’s when i started testing shit out, like with my claires~ palette omg. then i went into ninth grade and started dressing like ville valo, so then it was just black shit everywhere. lmao, actually funny story. when i was in ninth grade, i started dressing/doing my hurr/make-up like davey havok, and everyone said i looked like fucking gerard way. then i...
THE PERFECT CHALLENGE FOR ME
omg my future husband better look like brody...
whenever i feel like i don’t wanna go to the gym, or when i want to eat something really bad for me, i don’t look at pics of chicks. i don’t look at beth phoenix, i don’t look at lita, i don’t look at kat von d. i look at pics of edge. because then i think years from now, when i’m on the grandest stage of them all, and i’m holding up a championship belt...
there's something about spring that always makes...
i’ve been watching so much degrassi season 9 lmao. because one day, i will marry declan coyne, JUST WAIT
WHY ARE THERE NO HOT GUYS AT MY COLLEGE? there is, literally, like 15,000 kids there. you’d think SOMEONE would have tattoos and nice hands and pretty eyes and a great collarbone! jesus, i’m even leaving the nose out, that’s how desperate this is. shit, his personality needs to be good too… lmao too much to expect in buffalo? SOMEONE WITH TATTOOS AT LEAST JESUS
on a much happier note
i cannot wait to go to cananananda on thursday. i just want to drink, smoke and eat fucking crepes. fuck all the bullshit, man that’s all i need! oh, and to win some money at the casino, HELLO
i really hate that i dream about you. i don’t miss you, i never will, you fucked with me so many times i can’t even begin to think about being with you again. i miss you as a friend, what we were before we stupidly took the plunge into love. and i still love you, i always will, it’s been four years and i still see you sometimes, and think what if. but i don’t want you....
i didn’t get the job at chanel cuz the fucking cunt told me to come in today, but it was really YESTERDAY. oh well. now i don’t have to stay at that mall, fuck you!
i wanna start a youtube channel, lmao. it looks easy enough, but i have no idea what i’d do. vlogs? dildos? idk. i just wanna make some money, money, monaaaay!
PHILOSOPHY OF LOVE AND SEX
LMAO THE TEACHER’S NAME IS GEORGE A. HOLE, I CAN’T NOT TAKE THIS
twenty-one years ago
my favorite wrestler was sixteen years old. he and his best friend went to wrestlemania xi, where he sat in the eleventh row and cheered on his favorite wrestler, hulk hogan, against the ultimate warrior. it was at that moment, at that wrestlemania, in the eleventh row, when he realized that was what he wanted to do for the rest of his life. twenty-one years later, a nineteen year old girl and...