June 2011
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Anonymous asked: have you seen the cmpunk promo? thoughts?
i think i'm gonna get high and watch evening...
yep
OMG LMAO o's book signing is at NOON (if it's even...
lmfao how do you say, “heyyy, wanna jump in the sack together?” AT NOON
I’M BETTER OFF ASKING FOR A TUNA SANDWICH
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fucking wish it was christmas
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who wants to lay on top of me for a little while...
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so today at the gym, i was talking to this handsome young trainer about poss getting some wrestling training, and it turns out he used to be a wrestler! not a big time guy, but locally, and he said that he likes my drive. he said most girls that want to be wrestler just want to get down to 110 and then prance around, but he said that my muscle count is phenomenal. that i could be an actual...
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oh, you know, just the best song nick...
i just bought a wrestling training book
along with a dvd, but it has dudes on the cover. like, is that what i have to do? i don’t wanna be a diva that can’t do shit, i wanna be lita, i wanna be beth phoenix. so… do i just train like a guy? idk, this is making me very awkward, but like how do you train to be a girl wrestler? in most inconvenient terms, most would say you don’t have to train to be a chick wrestler....
lmao i never finished this so i'm finishing it now
day 20: favorite eyeshadow primer urban decay primer potion basically. i like too faced shadow insurance too, and i just learned how to use kvd’s without it creasing so that’s kinda good
day 21: where do you buy your make-up at? i work at a dept. store, so usually there. i buy a lot of drugstore too, shit i don’t discriminate
day 22: favorite toner don’t use one, too...
i wish i had pretty lips
my lips are the most goddamn annoying thing ever. i wish they were pretty and just NICE LOOKING i mean jesus. i’m not asking for angelina jolie lips, just some shit i could actually work with here!
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g-a-m-e-changing asked: aww. F you Maura! I just loved that pic you posted, so pretty :') <3
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lmao my friend i went to elementary school with just got engaged. i’m so glad i’m not white trash
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i want
some fucking friends that want to have a good time, stay out all night drinking and then eat at a diner at like 6am. why are my friends such pieces of shit?! i hate them!
drdre1991 asked: Maura! I just looked on Steve-O's website and it doesn't say that he is going to be in Cleveland anymore!!!!!! :'(
DIR-TEE DI-ANAAHHH
that song is the fucking shit man just rocking out like mj so bad right now
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OH MY GAUD
so i was driving today with my cousin, his friend and my best friend going out to dinner for my cousin’s birthday, and WHEN WHAT TO MY WONDERING EYES SHOULD APPEAR but my fucking teacher playing basketball in his driveway. this is the teacher i was truly in love with, like i physically, mentally and emotionally fell in love with him. he was my favorite teacher OF ALL TIME. this is the one i...
Anonymous asked: Post some pics of the awesome makeup you do on yourself, you always talk about it but never post anything :(
i’ve been playing that dino tycoon… dinosaur tycoon? prehistoric zoo tycoon? idk, the one where you use dinosaurs, and i keep putting t-rexes in cages they can bust out of lmao. WREAKIN MAD HAVOC
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Day 19: Favorite concealer.
oh, idk. nothing really works for me. i’ve wasted money on bobbi brown correctors and shit, but they’re not that great, really. the best concealer that works for me is prob the touche eclat and it’s not even a concealer like wtf lmao. it’s an eye brightener or some shit but it seriously works. i wanna try the amazing cosmetics concealer cuz i’ve heard great things...
Day 16, 17 + 18: Do you copy any celebrity's...
Day 16:
sometimes, i really love the way kat von d does her shit but sometimes it’s a little too drag for me. she looks awesome in it but i can’t pull it off. i like the way lauren conrad does her make-up too, just very simple and very beachy. i mostly just look through magazines and i have a ton of make-up books i try to recreate
day 17:
kevyn aucoin, francois nars and lisa...
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i’m now the proud owner of a kia sportage :3
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So please don’t, please don’t, please don’t (There’s no need to complicate) There’s no need to complicate (Our time is short) ‘Cause our time is short (This is our fate) This is, this is, this is our fate I’m yours
LMAO THESE LYRICS ARE TOTALLY MY LIFE WITH STEVE-O
this a perfection opportunity for CHARLIE THE UNICORN
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i'm watching fucking aries spears on def comedy...
THIS MOTHERFUCKER HERE
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If you go away, as I know you must There is nothing left in this world to trust Just an empty room, full of empty space Like the empty look I see on your face
the tornadoes in massachusetts hit both the cities my family lives in. :/ they’re all okay, but my uncle has no power and someone’s house got totaled… shit, i was so scared for a while. we couldn’t get a hold of them and it’s just gskafmsdlfms
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my dad and i are looking at a kia sportage tomorrow :3 I’M EXCITED
my eyes are SO GREEN when they’re red like this. i wish they were green all the time, shit, fuck that hazel stuff
i just got invited to my old high school’s poetry reading, LMAO. fat chance. i couldn’t even stomach those when i was president of the club. people write “roses are red, I HATE MY LIFEEEEEEE THE BAGELS ARE GONEEEEEEE” and it’s like “hey, i’m a fucking poet!” i tried to tell my teacher once that we should have guidelines, like “if you’re a...
