July 2011
15 posts
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I'M GOING TO TORONTO TO SEE JIGGA AND KANYE...
my friend seemed interested, SO IT’S HAPPENING IDGAF IF SHE’S REALLY WILLING OR NOT the two best rappers OF ALL TIME, OF ALL TIME i can’t handle this mfasl;fmsldfmskdfmsklfm fucking jigga and FUCKING KANYE
Jul 31st
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Jul 31st
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i want to believe that all the awkward things you mumbled tonight were just because you want to date me, but i just have to face the facts that it’s not gonna happen. i just have to accept the fact that i’m destined to be with steve-o and not you
Jul 30th
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mad men is on instant netflix
see you in about three years
Jul 29th
Anonymous asked: I saw you like wrestling..... so when wrestling comes to your town, do you stalk them like all the other crazy fans? Like wait at they're hotel for them?
Jul 12th
i wanna be a disney princess
you know, like at disney world. i’d make one hell of a belle… or snow white!
Jul 10th
omg
if my hot manager and i start dating, and i go to another one of steve-o’s shows and he wants to hit it again, DO I HIT IT?! i think he should give me a hall pass, IT’S FUCKING STEVE-O. if steve-o wanted to bang him, i’d let him. go right ahead, motherfucker, it’s a once in a lifetime chance. i should’ve went for it when i went to pittsburgh :/
Jul 9th
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my baby finally got her first pair of walking...
I can’t believe she’s already 15 months old, she should’ve had these fucking shoes like 8 months ago but what can you do. omg she made me cry waddling around, running with her little bells on her shoes!
Jul 8th
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i figured out what to do
our birthdays are four days apart. if we’re not already fucking by then, i’m gonna be like “heyyy let’s go out and celebrate our birthdays together!” AND THEN WE’LL FUCK
Jul 7th
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christ, hammocks are the best thing ever created
Jul 6th
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i just smoked a cigarette in the backyard with no...
Jul 6th
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WHY CANT I JUST TELL YOU I WANT YOU TO KISS ME
I MEAN REALLY, I’M SO OUTSPOKEN BUT WHEN IT COMES TO YOU IM LIKE AMKSA;FSLKMEKAM why. WHY you seem interested BUT YOU COULD JUST BE NICE and i don’t wanna be like “heyy um, wanna like, make love to me? maybe?” and you be like LOL RIGHT you are so good looking, i’m so good looking, YOU ARE SO GOOD LOOKING DO YOU KNOW HOW GOOD WE WOULD LOOK TOGETHER you’re just...
Jul 5th
Jul 2nd
omfg
i just realized i could’ve picked up my hot manager with, “you have to sleep with me and possibly get married if i have your name tattooed on my ass” WHY DIDNT I EVEN THINK OF IT ITS LIKE HE MAKES MY BRAIN TURN OFF
Jul 2nd
so i went to my future husband's show tonight
my ex-manager’s show, he was sweaty and just so cute. he could play the guitar like a motherfucker and he sounded very dave matthews, i was quite impressed actually he kept smiling at me and making faces and i just wanted to hit it as soon as it was over but he had another gig to go to. if i don’t bang him by the end of the summer, i’m giving up cuz ITS GOTTA HAPPEN well, maybe...
Jul 1st