my sister’s sister-in-law made some obscure reference in her birthday wish to my sister. she said “happy birthday boy or girl ;)” and i’m hoping she’s referring to the lack of definite gender my sister has, and not that my sister’s pregnant. because if my sister’s pregnant and his fucking family knows about it before we do, i’m gonna punch her in...
lmao i'm gonna meet sheamus again
welp, i'm going on a cruise
on a boat. with donnie wahlberg. for four days in the bahamas. i guess that’s not so bad. our room has a balcony, so i can freak out about the water surrounding us even more. PAINT ME LIKE ONE OF YOUR FRENCH GIRLS, DONNIE
omg it’s like i have a brand new car
"uhh, you know..."
THAT MAKES ME CRY, WHY DOES HE ALWAYS START A SENTENCE LIKE THAT
i'm gonna learn how to knit this fall
I GET MY FUCKING CAR BACK TOMORROW
THANK FUCK he’s literally had it since… i wanna say july 1st. maybe even before that.
ok i've had time to rewatch it
his hair is fucking cute. it’s not my style for him, someone with a banana face (like myself) cannot pull off short hair, but he can fucking pull off anything (like my clothes). it’s too jericho circa 05, but i like it now. it hurt for a while. i mean, samson lost all of his power when he cut his hair. it’s always been that way for me, with edge. but edge isn’t fucking...
i've been crying my eyes out
he came out. HE CAME OUT. AND HIS HAIR. HIS HAIR IS CHOPPED BUT ITS NOT THAT SHORT AND I JUST I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS AND I JUST i can’t describe anything. i’ve loved him since 1998. that’s thirteen years. since i was six years old, six. and he keeps… TEASING ME BY STEPPING OUT OF THE SHADOWS i want him to be happy, i want him to be healthy. and for my sake, i want him...
my GOD why isn't it christmas
I've settled it
present to myself. when i graduate from college and hopefully slide right into the wwe from having my internship/connections, i’m BUYING MYSELF A MUSTANG. even if i don’t get into the wwe right away, after college i’m sitting down and figuring it out. if i have to lease it, whatever I DON’T CARE i need it in my life. i’ve wanted a mustang since i was SIX, it’s...
omg i really think edge hacked all of his hair off
i’m losing my damn MIND over here
omg now my friend wants to go on the nkotb CRUISE...
1. I HAVE A FEAR OF DARK WATER, 2. i was actually looking forward to time off this year cuz we’re not going to mania, and 3. I HAVE A FEAR OF DARK WATER but to slow dance with donnie wahlberg? maybe. just maybe.
you know what makes me nervous? i keep having this horrible recurring dream that when i go to wrestlemania in toronto for edge’s hall of fame induction… that he’ll have cut his hair as short as jay’s. like… i don’t know, it makes me cry for DAZE just thinking about it i’m also always worried he’ll be dead, but the hair man. THE HAIR
i bought all my shit for school today
ALL HELLO KITTY
lmao i went to target
and i was in line and the chick ringing me out was about my age, but looked younger and was a complete idiot, and she was just staring at me while she did everything. so finally i got so awkward that i kinda just turned around and looked at the stuff near the register, and so finally she was like “your make-up is really cool.” and i said thank you and kept on my way and she said,...
maaaan we better get these motherfuckin jigga tickets fast, they selling like hot cakes!
hearing his voice makes me wanna cry
since edge isn’t a wrestler anymore, i don’t get to see him as much if i don’t watch any of my dvds. and when i do, it’s like i’m 7 again, falling in love for the very first time
Somebody find ONE thing wrong with Jesse Metcalfe. Oh holy fucking shit, he’s perfect
idk about you guys (lol like anyone reads this...
but i would fuck the shit outta seth from hardcore pawn