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most-awkward-moments: I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
holy shit nicole kidman’s legs are UNREAL
omfg whenever ewan mcgregor hits the high notes CHILLS. CHILLS.
YOU. KNOW. IT.
narcissism vol. 2
i tried smiling, never again! dumb bitch lol so then i went for the artistic pout, thinking about edge LMAO so true story: when i was younger and like, totally in luv~ with bam, i physically TAUGHT myself how to cross one eye. “this is sweaty fat fucks” lmao WHAT A LOSER. troo phan~
I just did the situation's work-out dvd
it’s actually… REALLY FUCKING GOOD although he needs to stop saying um and okay, you could tell he was so nervous and out of his element and i LOVE IT BECAUSE HE IS ADORABLE
just being a narcissistic bitch
ignore my fat arm lmao so my waist is small and i have big hips, PERFECT FOR BABY MAKIN and obv just representin’. i am awesome. not that i think i’m so awesome i made a shirt that says it, it’s a wrestling shirt lmao yeah i think i’m done for now haha!