just being a narcissistic bitch
ignore my fat arm lmao so my waist is small and i have big hips, PERFECT FOR BABY MAKIN and obv just representin’. i am awesome. not that i think i’m so awesome i made a shirt that says it, it’s a wrestling shirt lmao yeah i think i’m done for now haha!
so instead of doing my laundry or anything productive like that… DETROIT ROCK CITY
you know it’s bad when you’re watching porn at 930 at night
do you know who i fucking miss JBL especially on commentary… these people now are a joke i think edge and jbl should come back as commentators, and they would just ruin the world with their awesomeness nobody better than edge and jbl CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE OMG
andrew mccarthy is still my fav out of the brat...
i do love me some judd nelson, but TEAM ANDREW MCCARTHY 4 EVA
idk man that movie was so fucking trite, it was almost laughable and so pretentious, like really idk, it was too hipster for me i wasn’t wearing buddy holly glasses I LIKED BRADLEY COOPER WHEN HE WAS IN WEDDING CRASHERS OK NO I LIE, WHEN HE WAS IN SEX AND THE CITY THAT’S RIGHT SEX AND THE CITY
I’M LITERALLY FIVE MINUTES INTO LIMITLESS IDGAF WHAT IT’S ABOUT IDGAF HOW HEAVY IT IS THERE’S AN HD SHOT WHERE YOU CAN ALMOST FEEL BRADLEY COOPER’S HAIR AND HIS EYES HIS EYES
goldenvulture reblogged this from nawesomeblorg and added: Beauty queen o.o maura give me your face. YOU DON’T WANT MY FACE i’m a man in drag ;)
so i get nominated for some honor society
at my college, right? so i’m like, wow! i made the dean’s list and now this?! totally rad! then i go on the website and look into it, and i have to pay 2800 DOLLARS A YEAR FOR THIS FUCKING THING why? WHY? WHY???? like seriously, i was kinda ambivalent about it cuz i didn’t want to be a dork, but if i’m actually reading this correctly, there’s no WAY i’m gonna...
can i just
once… with bradley cooper. i mean, honestly :Q____
doctorpotters asked: YOU'RE SO PRETTY MAURA *tears* I'm like a potato, with eyes.
I LOVE BIG TIME RUSH AND IDC WHO KNOWS IT
Drop the last twenty pounds and reach my goal weight Tone my tummy and thighs - i don’t like abs or randy legs, but just a nice contour/shape to them would be nice Get toned arms - the kind that tightens just when i move. i like sinewy forearms, even on chicks. i’m weird like that lmao kick the old habit for good start enjoying life to the fullest i don’t usually have so...
curled up with all my edge dvds
its gonna be a great night!
i got a new laptop FINALLY and i’m so in love with it but it took me like 25 minutes to figure out what my fucking tumblr password was lmao
how do you deal with the fact that you know the man you’re in love with can never become your husband?