February 2012
12 posts
1 tag
just being a narcissistic bitch
ignore my fat arm lmao so my waist is small and i have big hips, PERFECT FOR BABY MAKIN and obv just representin’. i am awesome. not that i think i’m so awesome i made a shirt that says it, it’s a wrestling shirt lmao yeah i think i’m done for now haha!
Feb 2nd
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January 2012
17 posts
4 tags
so instead of doing my laundry or anything productive like that… DETROIT ROCK CITY
Jan 19th
you know it’s bad when you’re watching porn at 930 at night
Jan 16th
3 tags
Jan 15th
do you know who i fucking miss JBL especially on commentary… these people now are a joke i think edge and jbl should come back as commentators, and they would just ruin the world with their awesomeness nobody better than edge and jbl CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE OMG
Jan 14th
andrew mccarthy is still my fav out of the brat...
i do love me some judd nelson, but TEAM ANDREW MCCARTHY 4 EVA
Jan 14th
3 tags
idk man that movie was so fucking trite, it was almost laughable and so pretentious, like really idk, it was too hipster for me i wasn’t wearing buddy holly glasses I LIKED BRADLEY COOPER WHEN HE WAS IN WEDDING CRASHERS OK NO I LIE, WHEN HE WAS IN SEX AND THE CITY THAT’S RIGHT SEX AND THE CITY
Jan 12th
I’M LITERALLY FIVE MINUTES INTO LIMITLESS IDGAF WHAT IT’S ABOUT IDGAF HOW HEAVY IT IS THERE’S AN HD SHOT WHERE YOU CAN ALMOST FEEL BRADLEY COOPER’S HAIR AND HIS EYES HIS EYES
Jan 12th
goldenvulture reblogged this from nawesomeblorg and added:  Beauty queen o.o maura give me your face. YOU DON’T WANT MY FACE i’m a man in drag ;)
Jan 12th
Jan 12th
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so i get nominated for some honor society
at my college, right? so i’m like, wow! i made the dean’s list and now this?! totally rad! then i go on the website and look into it, and i have to pay 2800 DOLLARS A YEAR FOR THIS FUCKING THING why? WHY? WHY???? like seriously, i was kinda ambivalent about it cuz i didn’t want to be a dork, but if i’m actually reading this correctly, there’s no WAY i’m gonna...
Jan 10th
2 tags
Jan 8th
2,763 notes
can i just
once… with bradley cooper. i mean, honestly :Q____
Jan 8th
doctorpotters asked: YOU'RE SO PRETTY MAURA *tears* I'm like a potato, with eyes.
Jan 6th
Jan 6th
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I LOVE BIG TIME RUSH AND IDC WHO KNOWS IT
Jan 5th
2012 resolutions
Drop the last twenty pounds and reach my goal weight Tone my tummy and thighs - i don’t like abs or randy legs, but just a nice contour/shape to them would be nice Get toned arms - the kind that tightens just when i move. i like sinewy forearms, even on chicks. i’m weird like that lmao kick the old habit for good start enjoying life to the fullest i don’t usually have so...
Jan 4th
curled up with all my edge dvds
its gonna be a great night!
Jan 4th
December 2011
2 posts
i got a new laptop FINALLY and i’m so in love with it but it took me like 25 minutes to figure out what my fucking tumblr password was lmao
Dec 25th
how do you deal with the fact that you know the man you’re in love with can never become your husband?
Dec 1st